I accidentally had sex with my boyfriend's twin last night...and he didn't stop me.
How was it?
Fantastic, but that's not the point.
it's taking a lot of effort to be mature and not reply to her with like a video of bestiality porn
I really like him. That's why I'm having sex with someone else, so he doesnt think i'm a slut.
I got 70 on my final, or put differently, I got a "still graduating" on my final.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
Why does he only make me orgasm when I'm about to break up with him?
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
you missed kickoff and the first round of bodyshots. I suggest you get here now.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
I consider it a good night. I met Jimmy Buffet, who grabbed my ass, and I body-checked a toddler. She had it coming.
I just took a dump to end all dumps. Other dumps have already written ballads about it. It was the Armageddon dump. Bruce Willis was there, it was awful.
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
I am at 99 matches in less than 24 hours, I need a tinder rehab program
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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