Do you think there's anyone left in this world that hasn't masturbated in a computer chair?
I don't know which is worse: knowing all the free porn websites, or knowing which days they update their free porn.
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
Need. Hospital. Physically am floating.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
It makes me really sad that some people start their saturdays running or biking instead of with 3 shots of tequila, a sausage biscuit, freaks & geeks and 2 orgasms.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
I think you're my mermaid sister. Separated at birth, by sea.
Looks like I've become the Walter White of my PhD cohort.
He didn't even realize I was drunk. He probably just thought I loved Torchwood so much that I no longer knew how to use my thumbs
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
I woke up under a house in Key West
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