Hey sorry i havent responded. i threw up on my phone while i was sleeping
AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
last night i found out that my 11 year old cousin used me as an example of what not to do in her D.A.R.E. speech. awesome.
and you wish you could be eating a cookie right now. but all you get to eat is a penis
my mom just left...time to break out that water bottle of wine that I sewed into my teddy bear
My clothes are covered in blood and I feel like I drank a gallon of elephant cum...it's safe to say I'm hungover
I filled this oven with as much Pizza as I could, and I've been eating out of it for three days.
Just ate the last piece. Refilling the oven.
Man I'll cab it I'll be sloshed by then. There's turtles involved
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
I think I just wanna go buy some jack at the liquor store, come home, take my pants off, and not give a shit about stuff
I walked out and he was covered in jelly, slithering around the floor. I don't know how to process that.
Our house drank 90 beers yesterday afternoon before 8pm so add that to the list
i was really depressed when i left the health dept this morning after i had to write a higher number next to "partners" than "age"
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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