we're making bets on your personal life
Well on a lighter note, guess who just threw up in the elevator
Hey do you have anything at your house 30 ft. tall to throw eggs off of?
please tell me i can get drunk off sparkling grape juice. even if you have to lie, please say yes.
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
the wall and i were having dominance issues.
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
Currently at a fetish club with a set of swings (don't ask). Having flashbacks to the park by my house
Everyone called me "Barf Vader".. And I lost your lightsaber.
Your vagina felt like having sex with thanksgiving mashed potatoes. The best kind of mashed potatoes
Maybe because you rubbed my clit while we were making churros
Do you remember whose house we're in?
No one knows how to work that "I pulled a muscle in my leg" drunk swagger like you can
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