Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
i think if you made a shrine it would be creepy
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
She refused to give me a hand job while we were watching a war movie saying she didn't wanna disrespect the soldiers
She was mad I came so fast. I was like, It's the Olympics! Fastest time wins! We can train you in the offseason.
Dang. We need a girls trip ASAP. Preferably in a country who has even lower standards than us on a Friday night.
Two run-ins with cops/park rangers tonight and now I'm just wandering around high and shirtless
Sacramento doesn't deserve you
So apparently they remodeled our middle school. Looks like we'll need to find a new roof to play beer pong on this summer.
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
A million fucking miles away, and the sun still manages to fuck my hungover mornings up.
I have this theory that your highest awareness of how drunk you are is while you're sitting on a toilet
I just Spray tanned myself while high as fuck its either going to look like a work of art or terrible graffiti
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
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