can you sing with all the voices of the mountain? can you paint with al the colors of the windddd
wasted?
im pocohantasssss
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
Holy mother of cocks. I was grind-with-my-boss drunk last night.
Fuck it dude, we gotta bounce before she starts talking about her steve irwin conspiracy
You love him. Dinosaurs. Math. Sex.
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Seriously, she had fingers that made me thank a god I don't even believe in that I'm gay.
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
Why can't burritos get me drunk
I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
Can we relax the "married man" rule just once?
So that guy from plenty of fish has a lightning bolt tattooed on his face. I kinda feel like I HAVE to sleep with him now.
Just cuz you've got the biggest dick I've ever seen doesn't mean u can wake me up at 2 am
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