Heard it's your birthday. I can't send pictures, but go ahead and imagine my balls.
You know you're true friends when you can talk about what sexual diseases you may or may not have.
he just found out the funeral is this morning so i'm wearing last night's clothes and look like a total slut.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
I mean, I gave him a hand job on the Pearl Harbor tour bus; I don't know what the fuck else he wants out of this "relationship"
he may be homeless but his dick however is not... anymore.
Itll be like a collage of penis. And not that abstract, one penis in a big painting contemporary shit. Collage....
its like i had a thought but i dont know what the words are for it
It's 3:30pm, I've been out of bed for an hour and spent most of that barfing. We're switching to beer next debate.
I sincerely hope you find your fuck buddy and have a wonderful night of champagne and whores
No. DON'T DO IT. Friends don't let friends fuck clowns.
I thought I'd never say this, but if I had to choose between these cookies and sex, it would be these cookies
Also that boy who jizzed in me wearing Cowboy boots and a plaid shirt snapped me at 4 am and said "I owe you a dinner. Sorry"
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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