Why did you send me a picture of a dick?
It was an accident sry. Not mine tho.
I probably shouldn't have slept with him. I feel like that may have given him the wrong idea.
you almost dropped the shot glass then you thought you were such a hard ass for catching it that you slammed it on the table and broke it
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
Boss out of town. Had 2 beers for lunch, a long walk and a bowl...and then in he comes. Blamed obvious intoxication on my pain meds. Back at the bar. This is one of those bad judgement days.
I don't know what happened this summer, I've lost my sense of morality. All I do now is work, get drunk, and have sex near national landmarks.
I almost died today via plastic wrap. I AM THE REASON THEY PUT WARNING LABELS ON THINGS.
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
He is always putting motivational shit on FB. So its like i know hes sad lonely and looking at internet porn. Break up winning
He said that I started crying after sex because he was leaving to go back to Europe after the semester was over and I wouldn't see his dick anymore. This is why I need to stop hooking up with the exchange students.
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Randomize
