Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
It was literally the size of a half eaten tic tac.
he opened up his "box of magic": a crusty tube of KY jelly, three expired condoms, a fingertip vibrater, and a jar of marshmallow fluff.
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
I think he's an actor
That's not a good enough reason to wear guy-liner
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
Sexting is killing my work productivity but it's okay because I'm self-employed
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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