you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
I woke up and my panties were thumbtacked to his wall. Out of my reach.
I just woke up in bed with 4 girls. Either i dont remember the best night of my life or they think im gay.
I made popcorn. Partly so the room doesn't smell like sex, and partly to apologize for the things you saw when you walked in...
It's 9am. I'm four lines ahead of you already. Wake up.
As I was brushing his cum out of my hair he looks at me and says "it happens to me all the time."
This is America. Deny every slut accusation or own up to it
I bought 10 disposable adhesive bras and duct tape. If Home Depot can't help my breasts defy gravity, nothing will...
LMAO
He called yelling about whhhhhhiskey and enchiladas I heard sirens in the background last time I talked to him b
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
She told me the only rule was that I couldn't cum on her Batman blanket.
it's the international house of making me almost fucking shit myself
Sometimes being bisexual is a curse. Turns out I banged both of her older twin brothers last summer.
I'm not sure what happened. There's a frozen waffle in the floor and he's walking around with a curtain rod and making planes out of bread slices...
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