p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
we should wear snuggies to the strip club
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
they told me they were banning four lokos so yeah i did have to buy 42 of them
I just saw a fat girl roll down the steps taking out three people with her, thought you should know.....
I'm at the local community college pretending to be a substitute for a computer applications class
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... So sensitive...
come home. I need you. I'm too hungover to deal with this hangover alone
Who put the meatball sub on my door handle?
I completely forgot I gave up beer. But airports don't count. They're like international waters. No rules.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
Ya know. I was thinking of my slutty moments the other day and finally know which one makes the number 1 spot.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
The ass gains better be worth it
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