Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Someone left a shot of disaronno in a champagne glass here this morning... flip a coin?
I am kinda proud of you, its like seeing my slutty baby take its first step
If it's any consolation, your boobs looked awesome.
I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
Saw on the news tonight that Hamilton county's syphilis rate is 9x the national average...use protection!
Thanks, mom.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
Slowly realizing that my only incentive to bathe is shower beer
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
I just got nudes while talking in the third person. Not sure if I Should be proud or ashamed.
Also, I have your check. Also, still wanna drop acid?
I just quoted part of the Pokemon theme song in a sext... And it worked
I think I just read the whole internet. Front to back.
Its like a glacier coming out of my asshole.
Randomize
