Just wanted to let you know that if you need my services as a male dancer for his birthday, let me kno so I can clear my schedule
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
tonight lets celebrate not being married
she starting giving me head in the taxi..the driver told her to stop..she looked up, said "I'm the birthday girl", and kept on doing what she was doing.
I have 11 glasses of water and one beer on the table infront of me. Have to keep going to different bartends to get more. There are only two though and I think they've caught on
were drug buddies, doing lines off her ass is just a bonus
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
all I'm saying is that my epic blow jobs have made grown professional football players cry in ecstasy
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
Well I woke up naked, with a santa hat on, and a bag of beef jerky next to me. So yeah, I would say it was a pretty successful trolley
What part of the grouping of the words "anal beads" confuses you?
Randomize
