Note to self. Never fart in a tanning bed
and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
There's a sucker born every minute but swallowers are harder to find.
So glad I found your sister.
The girl next to me in class is taking notes on woman's suffrage with a girls gone wild pen.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
His penis was definitely too big to be the type that wants commitment. Shit.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
It's only 8pm and Karl already got a stripper fired.
There is a literally infinite number of spliffs going around this table.
Delicious
I feel like I'm at a sushi bar with a spliff belt.
So what's the moral standing on reading gay porn on your phone whilst sitting next to your 87 year old Grandma?
the fact that i came three times was completely negated by the fact that he high-fived himself after.
I'm not 100 percent on this, but I think I just shit a lump of cement. What the fuck happened last night?
She asked what a chaser is. I died a little inside, please come back..
You spent twenty minutes waxing poetic about her ass and her thighs
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