pissed the bed twice, first one side then rolled over , other side. boom.
I feel like I'm back in highscool trying to hide my erections at work
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
Im not gonna remember this tomorrow but the real money is in coke i wanna get a dark wood desk and cell coke then i can own taco bell and the xxl chalupa will be mine
It starts with an S and ends with arah just gave me a bj.
Not quite sure what happened last night. I'll drive your dresser over to you later.....
DO NOT GO IN OUR BATHROOM. it cannot be unseen
well, the drug dealer I've been fucking the past 5 months gave me a chilis gift card for Christmas, so things are looking up.
He started using my brother's rc helicopter as a beer delivery device. He's a drunk McGyver.
Just had sex in an ice hut. What have you done with your holiday break?
I vaguely remember a pregnant lady reaching for my penis. When was I in an elevator?
You don't want to cheat on your husband, you just want to fuck someone who isn't him.
It's 10:15 on a Wednesday night and my dick is covered in pop rocks. How's your Wednesday going?
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
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