Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
she is unbelievable! ever pee on a girl?
not while she was awake
We'll make it into fun. If I can make wii bowling into a drinking game, I can make studying spanish into a sex game.
Just witnessed a circumcision at clinical. i suddenly feel a sense of reconciliation over every guy who's done me dirty...
Apparently 'she used to sleep with my brother' is not an acceptable answer to how do you know each other.
The salesman looked at me like I was crazy when I explained the need for a headboard that had slats so I could handcuff people to it
Your christmas gifts are already wrapped, how on top of my shit am I?
I'm hungover as fuck and had to break into my own house by throwing a cinder block through my back door at 4am. You're more on top of your shit than me.
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
Sooo i'm debating posing nude for the drawing and painting classes, I just wanna see if they draw my nip ring.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
I told my mom that I might be hungover today so she needs to make me an omelet.. it happened and I'm happy
She was gone when I unblacked out, but she had nailed her panties to the wall and wrote “Colleen’s Dick”with a sharpie on the wall. No idea where she got a hammer and nail
Will exercising make me less horny?
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