Do you know how hard it is to conceal the fact that you puked all over the bed that someone is sleeping in?
Go for the frenulum. Its like eating a popsicle. They go nuts with that shit.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
After three games of beer pong ending in victory by death cup, all four of us bonded in the fact that we all slept with the girl's boyfriend at some point in time in the past year. She had no idea.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
Oh god I may vomit into the teacup of debauchery.
there is a video of me on Facebook getting mad at a trash bin what the fuck was in your Pepsi
If I wasn't stoned and knee deep in cheese and crackers I'd help.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
She asked how comfortable I was with her while we were in the shower. She then proceeded to pee in said shower.
How have you never felt a dick as hard as mine?
Sent. All. My. Texts. Like. This. Last. Night. Thank. You. Weed. Also. Had. A. Dream. About. A. Serial. Killer. That. Killed. Everyone. Except. Me. And.
Well the cops were called after the kid fell, but we saw 4 cute guys from our window while it was going down, so it wasn't all that bad.
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