Soo i just shotgunned a water balloon...
Our relationship is like that beach boys song "help me Rhonda" and I'm fucking Rhonda. And Rhondas's the whore in case you've never heard it.
Its a long story, but I have superglue on my tongue
I'm reducing my diet to vodka and rice cakes.
he was drinking cheap vodka with warm tap water and a packet of crystal light. if that's not an alcoholic then idk what is
I am currently google image searching dick piercings, trying to see what I'm getting myself into.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
I'm just here to guide your spirit, avoiding herpes is on you though
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
I was so high the sounds of a cricket drove me out of my home at 4am.... Boo that fucking cricket
We smoked a huge blunt and then laid in bed naked eating strawberry shortcake good humor bars. We have the perfect relationship.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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