He seemed more like the type to get donkey punched by a she-male hooker to me
if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
Fighting the police is like screwing a fat girl, if I'm drunk enough I'll do it
He choked me out. i woke up to poo. I dont think i like S&M
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
Im in Ft Meyers right now looking right at an alligator. I have had a couple of beers and people are telling me not to feed him but Im gonna do it anyway.
Girl on the bus just slammed her book shut, turned to me and said "I'm way to fucking high to be studying"
well I already know I'm going to hell, at this point it's really go big or go home
He has a lot of emotional energy invested in your vagina.
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I need a light and a towel. ive got cum in places ive never had cum before.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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