You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
um. i met him on myspace...we text now, he lives down the street
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
You keep asking me questions like I have this magical thing called a memory
i just cleaned out my toilet because i knew that my head would be in it later
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
He kept dropping hints about giving me crabs. Like he called my pubes a nest and said he "hoped there weren't any eggs in there."
Hey it happens. Think of it this way- you didn't wake up in jail, your face wasn't inexplicably busted and you still have all your teeth. In this group of friends, you're on top!
That was the apt with beer in the juice and the floor caving in. Don't go.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
I've come to the conclusion that Jesus and 2013 are haters.
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Listen, I bought the coke that got us those free drinks, okay? Show some respect.
Already doing pt exercises by picking my margarita up off the night stand. Fuck yeah.
From now on I'd like to be known as Rampage.
Randomize
