i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I feel like I am becoming dumber sitting here in class than I would be sitting on the couch smoking weed.
my mom just called and warned me someone is trying to serve me, i feel like i'm playing an extreme game of hide and go seek these next weeks
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
When she was dating that guy she told me If they broke up, I would receive a call and no matter what I was doing I'd have to go over a fuck her. It's like being an EMT for sex.
Do you have any idea how horrifying it is to hear your sister and her husband fucking then immediately go down stairs only to hear your parents fucking....... I wish I was Hellen Keller right now.
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
For context, I was hiding under the pong table mooing at everyone by that point.
He threw up on my head while I was blowing him, and then I started barfing, and the kitchen floor was a mess. Believe me, he will never, ever live this down.
I somehow turned head, shoulders, knees, and toes into a sobriety test
I'm pretty sure my munchies are the only reason Good and Plenty is still around
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
He's actually really cute and seems like a good guy. And given that he likes lots of drugs, he could come in handy.
You wouldn't put pants on to see my parents.
It's okay to admit that you're into redheads.
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