Having a random hookup so left but love u
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
the girl I was having sex with just mumbled victory for msu during sex. i love basketball season
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I feel like a need a fire hose to wash off what I did last night
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
Im about to embark on a date with someone who shit in my car. How did this become my life?
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
In case you were wondering, yes I did just watch the Katy Perry movie alone on a Saturday night. I'm so alone it makes a noise.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
So my parents just watched me pour their rum into a bottle and only add crystal light powder, no water... Talk about being judged. All I could say was "Cortland tricks?"
I could fuck to npr.
i just love the holidays, i hotboxed a gingerbread house last night
You know you're an adult when you start planning your hookup a week in advance
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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