Well, that's a 3 inch weight lifted off of my vagina
you called me and cried until i agreed to record a rap about our lives with you
If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
LOVE ME LIKE A KANGARO LOVES A POUCH YOU DUMB CUNT
I had very briefly met him a few years ago. My friend was tired of hearing us both complain about being horny. She figured she would fuck two birds with one stone.
Oh! You were the one walking around cradling the bottle of Fireball all night!
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
I feel like at this point in my life I should be dating someone who doesn't run out of all his money on Mondays and have to wait til fridy to buy his weed
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
I remember yelling at him telling him that the strippers were "nice people."
What part of I just want to watch porn, eat Taco Bell, and masturbate did you not understand?
That was before I lit my hair on fire
Shhh embrace your inner whore. Just embrace it.
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