He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
a lady just got escorted out of the bar because she came in carrying a can of gasoline while smoking a cigarette....this place is the definition of class
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
sea world and a strip club? BEST DAY EVER!
Is the party worth it?
I am drink. Beer pony and singing.
I have a cracked rib, no way in hell I'm bottoming for him tonight!
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I feel like vibrating beds are just synonymous with venereal diseases.
Every time I start to trust vodka, it does this to me.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
I woke up naked with a Jason mask on and a fat lip. What happened last night?
He made me come so hard I punched another hole in the wall mid orgasm.
I'm not fixing this one for you. Do it your own damn self.
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