Just saw a man jogging. For recreation. At 3am. Who's he training to be, batman?
you said you didn't feel like drinking anymore so you mixed vodka with your applesauce and ate it
Yeah, it was all fun and games until I realized that it wasn't my tent, and I had no idea who those people were
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
being sober in physics class makes me realize the regularity with which i show up to it still drunk
Whenever I'm not in the mood and don't want to go to bed swampy, I just strategically suck him off during the second period intermission of the Cup playoffs and he leaves me alone and does the dishes. It's a win-win.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
He doesn't deserve you. Your ass looks 8 times better than his face ever will. Wanna order pizza and watch porn?
Sometimes I think he has a hidden camera in my vagina so he knows what I'm doing and saying at all times...
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Dude. All I know is that I woke up on the floor with two naked chicks who don't speak English.
Clutch
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
We broke into a construction site had sex on a scissor lift and realized it was a church...tomorrow again??
I miss all the tiny banana hammocks... When can I go back to ogling? I can do it from a lot farther than six feet without any complaints.
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