just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
Oh, and no balcony sex...trust me.
we knew we'd be okay when we walked up to the dealers house and he asked us to please be quiet as to not wake his nana.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Unfortunately, the Bilbo Baggins adventure side of me that likes to go on adventures appears to be losing to the side of me that likes to smoke weed in the bathtub and watch Workaholics.
Shitty. Well if it makes you feel any better I just had a toothless wasted crackhead in my bar who was mad because there are TOO MANY FUCKIN TREES in Nantucket.
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
If all that ever happens between us is orgasms and dank memes, I think I'd be okay with that.
I think I'm just gonna exercise my lungs and fingers. With bong hits and crochet. BECAUSE I AM A REAPONSIBLE ADULT DAMMIT!!
I think when your throwing up on the highway on the way to pick up your mom from the airport is a sign to slow down.
What, That's like a total 7 inches of cock and 6 are from Joe. Don't be mad at me because you had the lamest orgy ever.
just licked the cheese off a burger. that high.
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