Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Bought a water-proof vibrator. Rubber ducky is no longer the one that makes bathtime so much fun.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
So he told me he wanted to fertilize my caviar. Im avoiding all foreign exchange students from now on.
Alright I don't know how you'll link it to me but yes I left a nearly empty 12 pack on your trunk
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
I feel like I just gave a blowjob to a freight train.
I can wear a rubber suit at three am and spank someone's ass until its sore and fuck them three ways from Sunday. And get up the next day and do their laundry. As long as once in awhile they rub my back without expecting anything
Maybe if I get to know him I'll stop wanting to fuck his wife so much.
You were peeing off the rooftop and told everyone sometimes you just gotta go
I just masturbated in the tanning bed stoned. Best decision of my life
I didn't think you wanted your identity stolen along with your dignity. My mistake.
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
I got dominos and had to stop whilst eating and take a moment of silence for how good it was
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