what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
Last night I got a napkin with 4 names & numbers: Katie, Ellen, Kylie...and Brandon.
Don't leave without me in the morning. I keep scaring everyone cause I'm sleeping in the bathtub.
i kept telling her phones are not food, and she countinued to put it in her mouth..
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
For the love of God you used a 40 foot extension cord to bungee jump out the off the 2 nd floor
and i fell asleep on top of a grilled cheese sandwich. not the best decision. but not the worst.
we just bought Vicodin from the Chinese delivery guy, this day just keeps getting better.
There were four people in the car. The girls sure know how to blow. I think we almost crashed when the driver climaxed.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
COME HERE WE MELTED A CORONA BOTTLE WITH FIREWORKS
found one of my socks in the dishwsaher... xanax
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
The guy I made out with the other night fed me chipotle favored funions and I thought it was true love when I was drunk.
Not my lover. I would rather lose all my teeth, and I fucking love my teeth.
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