he's a nude model. what could you have done to make him feel awkward??
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
Sitting on an airplane reeking of booze, sex and shame while surrounded by families coming home from Disney. This is not one of my finer moments.
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
If we both finish he brings me a beer and cookies, if only he finishes I get wine and cheesecake. I think I'm in love.
i think smoking weed in a ladies bathroom on the beach with two dudes might be the shadiest thing ive done in a while
They put 3 tbs of cinnamon in vodka shots and called it the "cinnamon death challenge"
If anyone wants to ring in the new year with gluttony and yoga pants, let me know. As soon as it becomes a socially acceptable hour to drink margaritas, I'm gonna go down on a chimichanga.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Yep. The ghost of my sex life is in your house.
Details are irrelevant. Come bail me out of jail.
Nah, just stick him in a closet with some cheetos, a blunt and soda. The darkness will calm him down until Mallory can be located.
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