I don't think ill make it tonight the floor wont let me walk
You act like I'm friends with her or something. I only screw her boyfriend!
Oh yeah.
im guessing your the one that tried to make bacon in the toaster
I know it's not your turn to do the dishes, but since they're covered in your puke, it is.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
I found out you can't leave the bar with a drink. I also found out that pouring it on the bouncers shoes is also unacceptable.
I would be the drunk girl eating cake on the front steps alone.
The sound of my own breathing is making my head throb. That hungover.
nope. just stoned. wishing i had a golf cart.
So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED
Last night must have been awesome because I went to get in the shower only to find the bat symbol drawn on my chest
That happened during battle shots lol
I'm tired of being known as the Great Giver Goddess of the Almighty Pity Bone.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
Actually, my eyes didn't start bleeding until the next day. So it was a pretty awesome night overall.
the raccoons are back...
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