She has some nice fakeys. She is also an exotic entrepreneur.
you were calling yourself Ulickes S. Cunt.
how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
i am not allowed to pick the men i sleep with anymore
We learned a valuable lesson from last night. You can, in fact, order bacon on a Big Mac.
You've got the short couch unless you find some girl to take you home
Challenge accepted.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
The basket that the Naughty Easter bunny left for you at my house might keep us entertained for a little while...
I just want to fuck you then discuss implications of our existence afterwards. Then Doritos and hot tub.
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
there's a 50/50 chance the night will end in alcohol-induced rituals of satanic nature
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
If I don't get alcohol poisoning from tonight I don't think i ever will.
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