doug butabi!
steve butabi!
hotties wanna shake it
Let's perk you up. I have a good PG joke and a picture of my penis while urinating. You pick.
I bought beer tonight and got 3 coupons with my receipt. Paper towels, laundry detergent, and Advil. I wonder if Stop & Shop predicts the future or just does this with every beer purchase.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
we traced the origins of this shit fest of a relationship back to a single instance of road head. then we did a reinacment
Im so excited to get permanently banned for life from all the old bars again, it is gonna be christmas after all
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
It's times where you wake up in the hospital after trying to road surf that you wonder what you're doing in life.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
Just fell down the stairs..might wanna call the ambulance jus take the weed out of my pocket be4 they come..
Just peed on the front lawn of the capital building. Great American.
I wore my old cheerleading uniform.. He came before I even touched his dick. Should I be irritated, or flattered?
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