I just high-fived this girl after she swallowed.
And no, shaving doesn't make it look bigger, either
Is pulling weed out of a vagina a good thing or a bad thing?
i have no idea who im with but someones making meatballs. im going to stay.
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
i should not be allowed to orgasm that much in one day.
When they say "all expenses paid" does that include bail?
I need moral support for this bender
God I hope my hair dresser doesn't realize that all these hairspiration pictures are from gay porn blogs on tumblr.
It's embarrassing enough people in my life are aware of the ridiculous things that happen to me. I don't think we need to get the whole world involved.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
I'm not THAT invested in seeing you to an orgasm
i tried giving myself a bikini wax.1. i hate you 2. i think i'm dying
Happy "I'm glad our dad made us sisters and then summarily downgraded himself to sperm donor" day.
I was gonna be Romantic and write your name in emoji eggplants but A's are hard
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