Whod you bang
I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
if you are receiving this text, you are one of the people i hate
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
It is 8 o'clock in the morning and there is already blood all over one of the stalls in the bathroom. What has your St. Patrick's day done for you?
I'm still amazed at how you managed to puke in every plant on the whole top floor at the mall without a single person noticing and without missing a step.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
It's take your daughter to work day... I really shouldn't be here right now
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
Dude, you're only mentioning the Bro Code so I can't get any
I have a half pound of weed, a case of beer, 8 frozen pizzas and a hard dick. You have a high tech super-bong and a chest of sex toys. That's our vacation week right there.
We stole a Christmas tree from the student center and then decorated it with everything we stole from parties... All I have to say is Feliz Navidad!
I wish u could call a dildo. Like you do a missing cell phone.
I’ve basically been controlling him with my tits for months now, so I can’t even imagine what would happen if I start banging him
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