Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
A. What the fuck are period panties? B. Don't ever wear them around me... or bears.
Their car went through the first bag of wine on the drive up...clearly 6 bags was not enough.
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
The first clue should've been that he literally had shit in his hair. How does that even happen?
two questions - what stuff of mine was pawned and who has the pawn tickets.
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
How was the party last night?
I'm dangerously close to shitting myself.
So I totally just used margarita salt for a body scrub.
just once I'd like to not pass out before we leave the designated pre-drinking place
... and smoked a joint with my new landlord. I'm starting to like Germany.
He told me was "pretty like the wife in some movie where the husband is a cheater." I think I'm gonna fuck him.
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
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