Don't be scared. It'll feel very good. And you'll be clean afterwards. I'm growling right now.
Fuck. I have a girl here waiting on me in my room! I told her I was going to get a drink of water... I'm in the bathroom taking a dump... I have mudd butt bad... There's NO toilet paper!!
His moose knuckle keeps winkin at me
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
You were yelling at the cops across the street saying they were at the wrong party
she told me to hold the wheel while she hung out the sunroof and cursed the old lady behind us out.
By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
You told me to ditch them in the park, and when she jumped onto the car to stop us, you told me to scrape her off against a parked Jeep. That drunk.
S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
I just want to know how she convinced 6 sober ROTC guys to have an ab contest on a street corner at 2 in the morning.
thank you for being a reason not to completely check out of my life and start sleeping all day, crying all night, and living off vodka acquired through credit card debt
I asked him if we were going to get arrested for doing it in the bar parking lot. "Absolutly not" said the guy getting the blow job...
I gave you keys to my house and drugs. This must mean we're in a relationship.
Man, I'm real high and googling what all my favorite figure skaters from childhood are doing now.
The creeper at the bar just realized we have the same birthday and bought me four beers already. He walked off so I took his change and dashed, i'm bringing the case over now.
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