so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
mom brought her knitting needles with her. its bad enough to be in the ER on new years, but to be with the knitting parent!?
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
There are a bunch of highly educated, advanced in their field, PUSSY ASS BITCHES in this bar
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
I wish I could have a tequila IV with me all the time. Intravenous tequila intoxication.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
Truth be told it's significantly easier to get over someone when they file a police report on you
I'm pretty sure I naked in my first year of college more than I was as a baby.
Sorry you uh had to see that last night. That's the problem with open fields, no privacy...
you fell asleep with her panties on your face. how are you surprised??
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