All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
So I just walked into the bathroom, and there was this kid, talking to his mom, while taking a shit. I flushed the toilet next to him and heard him say into the phone, "No, I'm not. I'm in my dorm."
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
The cops just drove by on their loudspeaker going DO NOT DRINK THE WATAHH
I love boston
She was knocking on the tree demanding to be let in
say penis size is all related to how funny you are and then tell a feminist joke. if she laughs, you got double points, if she slaps you, she probably wasn't going to sleep with you anyway
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
For sure shouldn't do homework after beers and joints. Just cited like 3 sentences at the end with (History, 2013)
i still can't believe he got laid by going to the bar and handing out "cuddle buddy" application forms
He's probably the biggest I've seen outside of the porn I vehemently deny watching and he asks if I think he's too small
no strings attached, like you could fuck him and then throw him off a building right after
I need time to grow out my leg hair and not be sad anymore
he threw an umbrella that he ripped out of the table at the fence like he was harpooning a whale while the owner of the bar was outside then tried to blame it on an old man...
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
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