yeah it was kind of like, i'm 27 and still live in a frat house.. you honestly expect me to have "moral fiber" and a "conscience"
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
didn't have any spoons so I beer bonged my chicken noodle soup. I fucking love camping.
Chinatown. Her fortune cookie said "accept the next proposition you receive." TELL ME NO NOW.
They are currently going door-to-door asking the neighbors to donate money for Cheez-Its and gift wrap. They asked me to stay back at the house to make another pitcher of margaritas.
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
I'm with the hottest fuckin fire fighter right now. I'm ready to fake my own death.
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Well I have rug burns in both armpits, somehow. So yes you should have been here
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
We are no longer allowed to make spur of the moment decisions about our love lives
ABSOLUTELY NOT
WHAT THE FUCK DREAM ME
I'M GONNA PUNCH THAT BITCH THE FUCK DID SHE THINK SHE WAS DOIN
I think him and kristen are pretty serious now.. I dont think he cheats on her, anymore.
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
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