Being 21 is my favorite hobby I'm really good at it
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
found an empty one..2nd door on the right...i'm already naked.
Yes, I did know where her mouth had been, but frankly I think it was a lesson you needed to learn.
Well, I wanted to be you for Halloween but I couldn't fit seven dicks in my mouth.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
A nice make out session never hurt anyone. Plus he's a pilot, so he'll know the safety procedures for when the night crashes and burns.
The only thing he had going for him was mad fingering skills. the ONLY thing. crayons have a wider circumference.
you said you would race him to taco bell but you slipped in the parking lot and just laid there, crying
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
She came out of my bathroom wearing nothing but high top Converse, a leather jacket and a tongue stud. I love rock bars.
im not letting a little injury get in the way of my alcoholic/drug problems. we ARE getting turnt tonight.
And then you poured the rest of the vodka into salsa and added the alcohol soaked pineapples and grapes and said "don't touch my salsa breakfast".
you need to drop off my dinner before you go see him because i'm not gonna wait until you're finished fucking him to get my damn chinese food
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