Can we have fireworks this year or will the ocean explode?
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
A 12 year old Canadian kid said I was a pussy for only buying a 28-pack. I fit in better in this country.
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
So apparently after he gets hammered, falls down a set of stairs and gets a concussion, he can still come home and find a way to play his guitar solo bullshit as loud as possible while i seduce my date...
Was just walking through the park by the river. Saw some random in a tree, we climbed up, blazed with him and bought a bag. In the tree. Real shit.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
She pulled vodka outta the dryer and told me to drink it
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
Do the molecules within bourbon change when mixed with a cola to form a superior liquid treat?
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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