Her vagina should come with caution tape.
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
You then began crawling around in the grass with a magnifying class saying you were searching for the magic school bus.
Someone shattered a urinal.
The polaroid of me taking a test-tube of Jegar out of the gay guys mouth pretty much explains my trip to Spain.
Last time i was there we saw the window of the pizza place we were at get busted, we were pulled out of a taxi to be questioned by the cops, and we peed outside a waffle house. I'm in.
Dude, you like sabotaged my shower time by walking in and eating a snack pack on the toilet. That's messed up on levels that haven't even been created.
thanks for not telling him i named my trumpet after his dick
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
she basically told me that her vine videos last longer that I do
I woke up at like 4 am with an old Korean woman cuddling me. I assure you she was not there when I went to sleep.
That shit was hard as fuck. It felt like a mountain entering my vagina.
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
He said he couldn't fuck me cause I kinda looked like my brother
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