So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
He filled our room with little plastic cups of beer so the only way I could get out was by drinking them all.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I hope your sleeping good cuz when u wake up im punching you square in the face
you want a dog just so you can strap a barrel of hot chocolate around its neck?
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
They should incorporate dolphins into professional surfing
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Btw...refried beans is a terrible thing to throw up.
I almost rear ended this hot guy driving a Porsche Cayenne just so I could get his phone number
Last night was great... In the "I got videotaped making out and getting a handjob on the couch in front of 100 people." kinda way.
Fuck this pandemic. She grabbed the hand sanitizer instead of the hand lotion while giving me a hand job and now my dick is burning and scrotum are on fire
A hand job? Are you 12?
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