He jizzed my face. I had to ask for a washcloth. He ran his underwear under the water and handed them to me. Not so romantic.
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
They tried to convince me I broke Alex's nose. Also they stranded me on the roof.
That's what they get for locking a drunk laxer in Mitch's car.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
I just fully woke up, never smoking that much weed again. I had stress dreams about your house being surrounded by a lake and we kept losing our cars in it.
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
He said he doesnt believe in the female orgasm,so no I did not have sex with him.
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
my goal for the rest of college is to escape STD free. fuck getting a job. this is more important.
I really have to stop going to the movies high. Spending $10 to not know what the fuck is going on is starting to get pricey.
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
he told me that he only likes small dogs. I should have known he was going to end up being little bitch.
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