I seriously can't date anymore I forgot how to hide my crazy
He came through my line today and bought designer impostor perfume, just for men gel, and astroglide. I almost DIED.
She's the hottest girl I've ever seen before and didn't lose her virginity until she was 19. As men, I take it as failure on our part that hot 19 year old virgins still exist.
Yea it's a sex scar. But if anyone asks I tripped up carpeted stairs
Props to the guy on crutches playing edward forty hands. Dedicated to drinking games is an understatement.
This is actually a pretty big deal for him. I mean, he contacted a stranger out of concern for someone else instead of for sex.
That does show growth.
We lost you in the mall, but to no surprise we found you waiting in line to sit on santas lap. You said you wanted to ask him for a pound of weed and a subway giftcard for xmas.
I texted him 3 days ago he said he was pre gaming for the Super Bowl today he just text" gtomajg kaka hee 48!!!"
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
It's not above me to sleep with him solely for his authentic budweiser shirt
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
Ok thats great. so just to recap: you fucked a billionare in his penthouse last night, and I had a glass of wine on the toilet.
No I will not paint you for Mardi Gras in town. It is going to rain and you don't need another ID charge
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