Do you understand how much easier life would be if fannypacks were normal
I have fifteen cents in cash and 80 cents in the bank. BUT I have weed.
Did I show you my penis last night?
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
and then he tried plucking my nose hairs. lines were crossed.
Well it was 11am and we were walking to the market with red cups in our hands yelling NO JUDGEMENT at every car that passed
"The juvenile turned and faced the officer, unzipped his pants, placed a fresh cigarette in between his legs and preceded to light it with a match"
Aside from the slim chance of pregnancy, I'm gonna call last night a raging success.
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
Do u like your dick pics shot in hotdog or hamburger orientation?
Less than a month to go... I do not understand how I was able to put up with a roommate who wears bright green Crocs for a year.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Be safe. If you have intercourse with a boy use so many condoms this his penis is no longer recognizable.
Why is everyone giving me a hard time for drinking?!
Your in the library.
I just had 3 numbers I don't know text me and remind me I am to attend AA on monday. Im gonna say it was a good night.
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