honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
There is a stranger person in my roommates bed...
I really want to fuck my wifes sister.
This is how scared I get when I ride roller coasters. And how scared I was when I had to poop when I had herpes.
You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
Could someone please kill snooki before she contributes to the gene pool.
this year's halloween challenge: make audrey hepburn go from classy to slutty drunk
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
Dont worry about getting me anything... Just put a bow on your ass.
Deal.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
they need to invent a card that reads "thanks for all those boners you gave me that you did NOTHING about"
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Margaritas just taste better when they're bigger than your head
He fucked me in one of the back rooms at the club then gave me an altoid. I have mixed feelings about it still.
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