You're so nebulous sometimes
Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
cheese fries, coffee, with a side of dry heaving in the bathroom at the diner on campus at 5am. never felt better.
I can't believe I came last night staring into my profile pictures eyes.
I don't want to jinx anything but I may have found the one.
Cat or human?
Human
She said "I feel like I haven't reached my full potential" and I couldn't figure if she meant in life or with the weed..
You ate my pie without asking. So don't get butt hurt if I send you link to plus size clothing stores.
How don't you remember..? You were getting handfuls of skittles out from our bra screaming TASTE THE RAINBOW.
Thank you, my gorgeous heroine, for being such a total life-saver by giving me rides, forcing me to eat, providing porous absorbant surfaces to bleed on, and everything else you do <3
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
I passed out in my bed, but woke up on the dog bed,with no pants, snuggling with toilet paper and a bottle of softsoap. Ive hit a new low.
I fought off a bull with my bare hands while he went off to have sex with her against a wall. I’m more upset about the fact that no one is acknowledging what I did.
Weird. And pubic lice are now endangered so your hairy balls can rest easy
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