People in love make me want to vomit
There comes a time in every man's life where he has to shit in a catbox to prove a point.
From inside my college history class i see him waving his arms while holding a beer bong trying to get my attention
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
We almost died tonight..we almost die every night. but tonight was the closest by far
I was ready to fuck him until he pulled the "I might be bi curious" card. Now its turned into a guilt fuck. It's like he's a 3rd world child in need of a sexual orientation.
The more and more I drink I keep rationalizing banging eye patch girl
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Aparently i was the only guy at her parents bbq throwing up in the pool so Im the asshole right...
You dropped my mother on the dance floor. She has a concussion. You didn't apologize. Don't speak to me for a while.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Have I told you i love you?
there's no need we are two peas in a naughty pod of fuckery
Feel free to drag me back to reality at your convenience
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