Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
I woke up fully clothed on top of my sheets and i didnt even pee myself..so proud.
My booty call said shes done doing the walk of shame. Wtf is that?
It's what anyone that sleeps with you, specifically, does when they leave. Some do it even when they just think of you.
I'm pretty sure she sent a group text out saying that I was the one to get with her last night and sorry to everyone who didnt make it.
Honestly it was an honor just to be nominated.
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
i used the phrase horny rhinos in my paper. i hope my teacher appreciates the size of my balls
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
I don't think the cop knew you were on ecstasy until you asked for a back rub.
you grabbed his arm with one hand and the bottle of smirnoff with the other and headed off to your room you were on a mission
She just referred to her vagina as "this bitch".
Hey so I just want to get straight to the point it was me who ate the last cupcake and it was your sister who I fucked last nigt
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
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